A story about 8tom
At first glance he seemed a non-descript fellow. The same old gray uniform happy face posed as his pic. He was doing 0 things and going 0 places. The Queen of Fundy was having a hard time getting a feel for this 8tom.
Suddenly, the Queen sliced right through that vapid facade of his placid profile to pinpoint what 8tom was all about. It had been staring at her the whole time! His name! It was in his name! This 8tom fellow had cleverly fused both numbers AND letters into a screen name that left her wanting more.
It was dynamic and the Queen knew right then she had to meet him. She lavished on a few quick coats of mascara and let her lid go a-winking! Hey there 8tom, what IS the skinny on your screen name?
